Some of you may have heard of this oxymoronic phenomenon-non...non. Most people may think it is an urban myth, as improbable as an unicorn. And I bet most of the guys out there are thinking, "Ha! That's impossible, I don't even have an uterus," (in their deepest masculine thinking voice). In the age of equality, mood swings do not discriminate. I should know, I am both a sufferer and victim.
Assignment #3:
A. Identify individuals unknowingly afflicted by the condition through visual observation.
B. Prove the existence of male PMS by tracking the daily disposition of identified subjects.
C. Test female PMS remedies on subjects with symptoms of male PMS.
Hypothesis:
A. There are at least 2 male PMS sufferers within 200 sq. ft. of office space.
Male PMS, more common than male pattern balding?
B. Cycles are on a monthly basis much like female PMS
C. Will birth control pills and other age old female PMS remedies work for male PMS?
I am confident that, by the conclusion of this Investigative Endeavor, those of you with a Y-chromosome might want to phone home and check your medical birth records.
And yes, we are a bit back logged on our I.E.s. There are more questions asked than answered. Hey chill out, if you're waiting on the web for new postings of this blog, you're probably unemployed or work for yourself/from home, whatever, same thing. The writers of this blog actually have a day job, and it's that time of the month... for reporting...what did you think it was?
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