"Starbucks gives you brain waves!"
"If Renon shaved his head any more, I can write on it."
"It's freakin' off the bean."
"...so much testosterone, it makes your nuts explode." ([male]friend's description of the movie "300")
"When life gives you limes, rearrange the letters and smile." (The lid of a low fat sour cream tub.)
"Yomama is a Lama" (Unfortunately, we cannot take credit for this one. It is the title of a children's book.)
"...the lack of M.O.P.-ness is pushing me to the edge."
"Dude, the Bible is the first step to crazy."
"I'm busy as balls"
"...like it's his job." (used to add emphasis)
"(Be) As gay as you wanna be."
"I'm not gay, but my ass is."
" I don't golf, i just work on my guns."
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omg, i am missing you and reading these old posts. we are so awesome! i know that is ridiculous to say...
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