Mr. Soccer: Hey, hows it going?
Beautiful Girl: Great, how are you?
MS: What are you doing tonight?
BG: Why, are you going to invite yourself over to watch the new episode of JFC?
MS: No, I thought you and {insert other beautiful friend's name here}
BG: Well, {other beautiful friend}
MS: OK, well, I will leave two tickets at the gate under your name.
BG: {did I agree to go?}
MS: OK, later.
WTF? if we are going to heckle someone reffing a soccer game, would we want them to know that we were showing up? that pretty much defeats the purpose of heckling, right?
1 comment:
That is so Bug-esque. MS obviously wanted soccer groupies but doesn't realize he can't bend it like Beckham, probably beause of his back,I'd theorize.
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