The Morning After

The morning after a nice long vacation is much like the morning after a one-night stand. You wake up, disheveled and disoriented. You have nothing to change into because all of your cute clothes were on the trip with you, and they desperately need to be laundered. And so, you're wearing the same outfit you had on the night before. Then, you go to brunch with your best gal pal to gab about the previous night's proceedings and to recover. After lounging by the pool with some beers all afternoon, you blog about the events that transpired and savor the last of the afterglow.