P.P.

Have you ever worn a pair of jeans, that when you sit down the zipper area bunches up into a little mole hill? I suppose for guys, it's a bonus--more leg room. Personally I am always abhorred when this phenomenon, I call the Penis Puff, occurs. I'm not sure where the apprehension came from, but I am sure I had this paranoia at an early age in grade school. Perhaps I am afraid to look like a hermaphrodite.