Who Does That?!

Greetings! Web crawlers, this is the newest addition to our humble little blog. Have you ever been out and about doing your own thing, then suddenly, out of nowhere, your fellow homo sapien does something so unthinkable you realize how wrong Darwin was about natural selection. Sure, we've all heard of the Darwin Awards, but sometimes Nature doesn't filter all of them out. And as much as we here at Miscellaneous and Other would like to help out, the law simply prevents us (at least for now in this country).

The short compilation you are about to read are just things we have heard or witnessed in our daily lives, and we're just throwing it out there as tidbits for thought...kind of like those little flakes of fish food, or if you had betas, those little pellets, or...nevermind. Oh, and for the sanctity of privacy, we cannot reveal the identity of these perpetrators, so you'll have to take our word for it. To quote the ever so wise Phoebe Buffet, "Because a promise between friends means never having to give a reason." Without trust we have nothing, plus we're sexy, and sexy people never lie. Never.

Exhibit 1:
Action-- Bringing white Zinfandel to a dinner party post undergraduate school.
Reaction-- Who does that?!

Exhibit 2:
Action-- Double-dipping in salsa, ranch dressing, or any shared condiment on a first date.
Reaction-- Who does that?!

Exhibit 3:
Action-- Ordering milk at Hooters.
Reaction--Who does that?!

Exhibit 4:
Action-- Earn six-digits but mooch beer off of those who earns five-digits, then proceed to pour a full pint and leave after one sip.
Reaction-- Who does that?!
Exhibit 4a:
Action-- Following departure of six-digits earner in Exhibit 4, a five-digits earner pours the unfinished pint back into the pitcher and proceeds to top himself off.
Reaction-- Who does that?!


Exhibit 5:
Action-- White boy walks into a bar and throws his arms in the air pretending to be a gansta and shouts "Whaddup my N*gga!" to his black friend. Music halts to a record player stop and all eyes are on him.
Reaction-- Who does that?!

Exhibit 6:
Action-- A male co-worker calls a female co-worker, who lives near the office (but that's not the point), after work hours and invites self over.
Reaction-- Who deos that?!

Exhibit 7:
Action-- A table of four orders four sliders. One of the members is "on break" from his Jenny Craig/Nutrisystem/Slimfast diet, eats like it's his job. This member proceeds to eat the last slider without offering the only female fellow diner at the table, who has not yet had a slider.
Reaction-- Who does that?!

Exhibit 8:
Action-- Too lazy to pick up mail from mailbox for such a long duration that the post office had to start holding mail at its facility.
Reaction-- Who does that?!